Company Talks
1."We will do it" means "You will do it"
2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"
3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same"
4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done "At least not tomorrow!"
5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I have already decided, I will tell you what to do"
6."There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"
7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will talk later"
8."We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"
9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."
10."We had slight differences of opinion "means "We had actually fought"
11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"
12."You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"
13."We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will tell you where your fault is"
14."Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected," means, "Well you know..."
15."We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed"
16."That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything about it"
17."All the Best" means "You are in trouble"
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A college class was told to write a short story, as short as possible. The condition is that the story should contain Religion, sexuality and mustery. The only entry which was awarded A+ is
Good God! I'm pregnant, I wonder who did it?
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A traveler came to see the Olympic training and preparation site with long exhausted driving. He parked his car at the site. He decided to have a nap within the car before walking to site.
A passing by jogger knocked his window. He opened it. Jogger asked, "Sir do you have the time." Somewhat disturbed he said, "Yes it is 7:30" Jogger leaves with thanks. He raises his windows up and goes back to sleep.
But soon then another jogger came and knocked his window. "Sir do you have the time." The tired and annoyed traveler opens the window and says, "Yes it is 7:45"
Jogger leaves throwing the thanks. He raises his windows up writes a note and sticks to his glass window. "I DO NOT HAVE THE TIME." He starts sleeping and snoring. Again a big knock on the window. He opens the window with red tired eyes and a jogger outside says, "Sir the time is 8:00 AM, have a good day."
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Unreasonable Auto Fares
It's been 5 years since auto fares in Chennai have been revised. Many commuters are being harassed by some auto-drivers. Unless the rates are revised with provisions for regularly updating the structure, this will continue to cause trouble for both auto drivers and commuters.
Solutions
I have started a petition asking the Transport Commissioner of Chennai city and the Transport Minister of Tamil Nadu to Regulate the fares of auto rickshaws and create a system for updating fare structures.
Implement alternate methods like rate card which will benefit the commuters as well as the auto drivers even during fluctuating fuel prices. Establish a helpline to report violations and ensure strict enforcement.
http://www.change.org/petitions/rationalise-auto-rickshaw-fares-in-chennai-chennaiauto?utm_source=action_alert&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=7179&alert_id=PUjbSUdBgT_BhtxINSGvd
In the last 8 days since I started the campaign, more than 1400 people have signed the campaign and resulted in a lot of media coverage highlighting the issue Join me in demanding a regulated auto system in Chennai. When we reach 5000 signatures I will deliver the petition to the Transport Commissioner of Tamilnadu.
Sign my petition and invite your family and friends to sign too.
http://www.change.org/petitions/rationalise-auto-rickshaw-fares-in-chennai-chennaiauto?utm_source=action_alert&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=7179&alert_id=PUjbSUdBgT_BhtxINSGvd
Prahalathan via Change.org
Rationalise Auto Rickshaw fares in Chennai #ChennaiAuto
www.change.org
Auto rickshaw drivers in Chennai are fleecing passengers at rates close to Rs.25 per km. The auto-ri...
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Your shoes can tell you your age.....try this and see :
· 1. Take your shoe size.
· 2. Multiply it by 5.
· 3. Add 50.
· 4. Multiply by 20 ...
· 5. Add 1012.
· 6. Subtract the year you were born…
· The first digit is your shoe size, while the last 2 digits are your age.
· SURPRISED??
---------------------
An Arab was walking through the Sahara desert, desperate for water, when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked towards the image, only to find a little
old Jewish man sitting at a card table with a bunch of neckties laid out on it.
The Arab asked "Please, I'm dying of thirst, can I have some water?"
The man replied, "I don't have any water, but why don't you buy a tie? Here's one that goes nicely with your robes."
The Arab shouted, "I don't want a tie, you idiot, I need water!"
"OK, don't buy a tie. But to show you what a nice guy I am, I'll tell you that over that hill there, about 4 miles, is a nice restaurant owned by my brother. Walk that way, he'll give you all
the water you want."
The Arab thanked him and walked away towards the hill and eventually disappeared.
Three hours later the Arab came crawling back to where the man was sitting behind his card table. He said "I told you, about 4 miles over that hill. Couldn't you find it?"
The Arab rasped "I found it alright. He wouldn't let me in without a tie."
1."We will do it" means "You will do it"
2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"
3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same"
4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done "At least not tomorrow!"
5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I have already decided, I will tell you what to do"
6."There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"
7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will talk later"
8."We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"
9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."
10."We had slight differences of opinion "means "We had actually fought"
11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"
12."You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"
13."We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will tell you where your fault is"
14."Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected," means, "Well you know..."
15."We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed"
16."That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything about it"
17."All the Best" means "You are in trouble"
------------------------------
A college class was told to write a short story, as short as possible. The condition is that the story should contain Religion, sexuality and mustery. The only entry which was awarded A+ is
Good God! I'm pregnant, I wonder who did it?
-------------------------
A traveler came to see the Olympic training and preparation site with long exhausted driving. He parked his car at the site. He decided to have a nap within the car before walking to site.
A passing by jogger knocked his window. He opened it. Jogger asked, "Sir do you have the time." Somewhat disturbed he said, "Yes it is 7:30" Jogger leaves with thanks. He raises his windows up and goes back to sleep.
But soon then another jogger came and knocked his window. "Sir do you have the time." The tired and annoyed traveler opens the window and says, "Yes it is 7:45"
Jogger leaves throwing the thanks. He raises his windows up writes a note and sticks to his glass window. "I DO NOT HAVE THE TIME." He starts sleeping and snoring. Again a big knock on the window. He opens the window with red tired eyes and a jogger outside says, "Sir the time is 8:00 AM, have a good day."
----------------
Unreasonable Auto Fares
It's been 5 years since auto fares in Chennai have been revised. Many commuters are being harassed by some auto-drivers. Unless the rates are revised with provisions for regularly updating the structure, this will continue to cause trouble for both auto drivers and commuters.
Solutions
I have started a petition asking the Transport Commissioner of Chennai city and the Transport Minister of Tamil Nadu to Regulate the fares of auto rickshaws and create a system for updating fare structures.
Implement alternate methods like rate card which will benefit the commuters as well as the auto drivers even during fluctuating fuel prices. Establish a helpline to report violations and ensure strict enforcement.
http://www.change.org/petitions/rationalise-auto-rickshaw-fares-in-chennai-chennaiauto?utm_source=action_alert&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=7179&alert_id=PUjbSUdBgT_BhtxINSGvd
In the last 8 days since I started the campaign, more than 1400 people have signed the campaign and resulted in a lot of media coverage highlighting the issue Join me in demanding a regulated auto system in Chennai. When we reach 5000 signatures I will deliver the petition to the Transport Commissioner of Tamilnadu.
Sign my petition and invite your family and friends to sign too.
http://www.change.org/petitions/rationalise-auto-rickshaw-fares-in-chennai-chennaiauto?utm_source=action_alert&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=7179&alert_id=PUjbSUdBgT_BhtxINSGvd
Prahalathan via Change.org
Rationalise Auto Rickshaw fares in Chennai #ChennaiAuto
www.change.org
Auto rickshaw drivers in Chennai are fleecing passengers at rates close to Rs.25 per km. The auto-ri...
-----------------------
Your shoes can tell you your age.....try this and see :
· 1. Take your shoe size.
· 2. Multiply it by 5.
· 3. Add 50.
· 4. Multiply by 20 ...
· 5. Add 1012.
· 6. Subtract the year you were born…
· The first digit is your shoe size, while the last 2 digits are your age.
· SURPRISED??
---------------------
An Arab was walking through the Sahara desert, desperate for water, when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked towards the image, only to find a little
old Jewish man sitting at a card table with a bunch of neckties laid out on it.
The Arab asked "Please, I'm dying of thirst, can I have some water?"
The man replied, "I don't have any water, but why don't you buy a tie? Here's one that goes nicely with your robes."
The Arab shouted, "I don't want a tie, you idiot, I need water!"
"OK, don't buy a tie. But to show you what a nice guy I am, I'll tell you that over that hill there, about 4 miles, is a nice restaurant owned by my brother. Walk that way, he'll give you all
the water you want."
The Arab thanked him and walked away towards the hill and eventually disappeared.
Three hours later the Arab came crawling back to where the man was sitting behind his card table. He said "I told you, about 4 miles over that hill. Couldn't you find it?"
The Arab rasped "I found it alright. He wouldn't let me in without a tie."
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